mayfield_rpg | 33rd Blood | Welcome to Prankfield

[[OOC: Alright, kiddos. This is a general target/being a target post for the event! Arcueid's targets include Negi (

protectshisclass), Ilsa (

ooeeooahah), Lil' Slugger (

strike_you_out), Luke (

hintcoinplz), and Kyo Sohma (

the_cat_that_hates_leeks). It will be up to anyone caught in Arcueid's traps whether or not they work, so feel free to have fun with that! Also, for those targeting Arcueid, feel free to jump in on this post to catch Arc unawares as she's so focused and pranking the hell out of everyone.]]

[Ah, it's such a good day today isn't it, Prankfield? It happens to be April 2nd, and Arcueid seems to be feeling just a bit sick already. Her skin has begun to break out in the green rash, but she still seems as excited as ever as she darts across town, finding ways to set up pranks for the residents of Mayfield!

Arcueid may have been given a list of targets...but that's lame. Why just stick to a few people? No, as long as you are living and breathing in this town, you are getting pranked! Even the drones will be suffering the wrath of Arcueid's pent-up boredom.

She's not sticking to one prank, though. She's going all-out. Well, all-out for how much modern knowledge into this art as she has. Characters who wish to be caught in a pranking attempt by Arcueid may choose from a number of poisons for their misery!

A. Arcueid has bombarded you with water balloons from a rooftop! It's really not creative at all, and barely a prank...except these water balloons are filled with various cooking/food liquids! GOTCHA! Feel free to attempt to retaliate...but...she's going to get out of there in a hurry.

B. Why is your front door...or possibly other random door in your house ajar? What goes on here? Well, walk through that door and BAM! BUCKET OF WATER ON THE HEAD! Whoever did this...seems to be nowhere around.

C. Oh! The doorbell! Whoever could it be? You open your front door...and realize there's nothing there. Do you smell something burning? Why yes, you do. A paper bag, burning on your porch! STOMP IT OUT! Of course it's full of dog dook. A true american classic.

D. HOLY CRAP IS THAT A FIVE DOLLAR BILL JUST LAYING IN THE GRASS UNDER THAT TREE? SO totes yours now! Except...when you go to pick it up...things are suddenly popping all around you and possibly ON you! An insane blonde woman is dropping FIRECRACKERS on you from the tree!

Feel free to pick your poison, Mayfield, targeted or not! Or, you can feel free to have your character be smart enough to see this for what it is, and possibly attempt a counter-prank! SERIOUSLY, GO NUTS WITH THIS.

Those targeting Arcueid, feel free to counter-prank or just find her trying to sneak around town. Sneaking is NOT her strong point, after all.]

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Well, I don't go around deceiving and tricking people all the time, so I guess I'm not as good at it as you.

[Here comes another couple of firecrackers.]

Just loosen up, it's all fun.

[SHRUG]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[keeps walking forward and swatting those aside like nothing.]

So who did you get? Do you even know your targets? [it's not like she's bored enough to give you a tip or two, nope!!]

Not really, nope!

[She's just going to keep throwing them, anyway. HOW MANY OF THOSE THINGS DOES SHE EVEN HAVE??]

I figured if I just prank everyone I'll get them sooner or later, right?

[keeps

swatting

DON'T KNOW, DON'T CARE]

Or you could waste your whole day away and not get a single one. Do you consider yourself lucky, Arcueid?

I've gotten some people already. Show's how much you know. Human greed is pretty predictable.

[HERE COMES A FISTFULL AT ONCE!!]

They were probably dumber than you are.

[Kind of getting annoyed now, so she's going to nonchalantly throw a barrier up instead. With force, sooooo...

Them firecrackers are flying back to Arc. :>]

[Instead of being a wuss like Ciel, she just lets them come and pop all around her. Who cares, not like it's going to hurt.]

I don't think I'd go diving for a five dollar bill underneath a tree. Besides, it still caught your attention, anyway.

[she'd like to keep herself tidy kthx]

You would if it was food that looked delicious, and I stopped because I saw you doing something ridiculous again. Are you going to keep this up?

I can control myself, you know.

And yes, I'm doing to keep doing it as long as people fall for it.

This really begs the question of what you're doing out on a day like this, though. I bet you're pranking too and just trying to look cool or something.

You must be joking. [HAUGHTILY, TOO...] What an utter waste of time.

Not at all, I'll have you know. The town hasn't involved me this year, and I've no complaints. Why shouldn't I be out? It's finally April, and I'm not as vapid and gullible as some. [pointedly stares...]

[Tossing another firecracker.]

So...then...you just came out here to talk down to me specifically? I feel so special.

[dodges]

Don't flatter yourself, I have far more important things to do with my time than come after you. I just happened to pass by here and noticed something familiar doing something ridiculous, is all. [IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WANTS TO BE HERE OR ANYTHING.] You'll run out of firecrackers at this rate, you know.

I can always get more.

Then I guess the question is what you're going to do about it. You can have the five dollars if it'll get you to not nag me.

[eyebrow rise]

And how did you get the money, in the first place?

I end up with drone husbands a lot.

They're easy to get money out of. They even give me money when they're not drones, too, but I don't bug them as much for it when they're not. Just when I need it...or I need to give it to Sue for groceries.

Wait, why am I even telling you all of this it's not even your business.

So having a drone around really does suit you best after all... How terribly predictable. [SHRUGS!] Is one drone's income really enough for something as frivolous as you though? I'd be surprised if you're not running short.

What the heck is all of that supposed to mean? You aren't even making sense.

I do just fine, anyway. I make a much better wife than you ever could, one a man wouldn't have a problem being seen with in public.

You're the one lacking in comprehension, as always.

Hm? What would a normal husband feel, if they were the catch sight of their wives camping atop trees and throwing firecrackers at passing people? ...It's true that there wouldn't be a problem anymore, if they faint immediately at the appalling sight...

Wow, that's really exaggerating there, isn't it? You've got some weird fantasies in your head.

Would that be where you swoop in and stop my foolishness and save the lives of all those around me or something? Especially with your self-important church stuff.

I'm just talking about one of the possibilities that are likely to happen, don't be shortsighted or bury yourself too deep in your own denial.

...No, not really. I'd feel sorry for them, but the damage wouldn't be too bad. I could convince them it never happened though, if you ask me nicely. [:v]

You're the one who should be worried about burying yourself in denial, idiot.

Like I'd ever ask for your help for something that stupid. If a man fainted after seeing me do something like this he should probably just go die, anyway.

A man would be heartbroken to hear a girl say something like that. You'd make a terrible wife even based on your personality alone; bringing your household competence - or rather, lack of, into this would just be too unfair.

[i housewaifu better than you housewaifu

no ciel what sort of argument is that anyway ಠ___ಠ...]

Well if a man like that weren't so weak I wouldn't have to say it to him in the first place.

So...are you trying to make yourself look like you're a better housewife than me or something? Is that what's going on?

[A pathetic one, that's what.]

You don't exactly have a choice here, do you?

Not at all, I don't need to try when that's already the case.

[awful average tuesday, yep...]

[Arcueid just starts laughing. Pointing and laughing.]

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