tsukihime: (WHOO!)
Arcueid Brunestud ([personal profile] tsukihime) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-04-02 09:11 pm

33rd Blood | Welcome to Prankfield

[[OOC: Alright, kiddos. This is a general target/being a target post for the event! Arcueid's targets include Negi ([personal profile] protectshisclass), Ilsa ([personal profile] ooeeooahah), Lil' Slugger ([personal profile] strike_you_out), Luke ([personal profile] hintcoinplz), and Kyo Sohma ([profile] the_cat_that_hates_leeks). It will be up to anyone caught in Arcueid's traps whether or not they work, so feel free to have fun with that! Also, for those targeting Arcueid, feel free to jump in on this post to catch Arc unawares as she's so focused and pranking the hell out of everyone.]]



[Ah, it's such a good day today isn't it, Prankfield? It happens to be April 2nd, and Arcueid seems to be feeling just a bit sick already. Her skin has begun to break out in the green rash, but she still seems as excited as ever as she darts across town, finding ways to set up pranks for the residents of Mayfield!

Arcueid may have been given a list of targets...but that's lame. Why just stick to a few people? No, as long as you are living and breathing in this town, you are getting pranked! Even the drones will be suffering the wrath of Arcueid's pent-up boredom.

She's not sticking to one prank, though. She's going all-out. Well, all-out for how much modern knowledge into this art as she has. Characters who wish to be caught in a pranking attempt by Arcueid may choose from a number of poisons for their misery!

A. Arcueid has bombarded you with water balloons from a rooftop! It's really not creative at all, and barely a prank...except these water balloons are filled with various cooking/food liquids! GOTCHA! Feel free to attempt to retaliate...but...she's going to get out of there in a hurry.

B. Why is your front door...or possibly other random door in your house ajar? What goes on here? Well, walk through that door and BAM! BUCKET OF WATER ON THE HEAD! Whoever did this...seems to be nowhere around.

C. Oh! The doorbell! Whoever could it be? You open your front door...and realize there's nothing there. Do you smell something burning? Why yes, you do. A paper bag, burning on your porch! STOMP IT OUT! Of course it's full of dog dook. A true american classic.

D. HOLY CRAP IS THAT A FIVE DOLLAR BILL JUST LAYING IN THE GRASS UNDER THAT TREE? SO totes yours now! Except...when you go to pick it up...things are suddenly popping all around you and possibly ON you! An insane blonde woman is dropping FIRECRACKERS on you from the tree!

Feel free to pick your poison, Mayfield, targeted or not! Or, you can feel free to have your character be smart enough to see this for what it is, and possibly attempt a counter-prank! SERIOUSLY, GO NUTS WITH THIS.

Those targeting Arcueid, feel free to counter-prank or just find her trying to sneak around town. Sneaking is NOT her strong point, after all.]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-04-29 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one lacking in comprehension, as always.

Hm? What would a normal husband feel, if they were the catch sight of their wives camping atop trees and throwing firecrackers at passing people? ...It's true that there wouldn't be a problem anymore, if they faint immediately at the appalling sight...

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-04-29 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just talking about one of the possibilities that are likely to happen, don't be shortsighted or bury yourself too deep in your own denial.

...No, not really. I'd feel sorry for them, but the damage wouldn't be too bad. I could convince them it never happened though, if you ask me nicely. [:v]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-04-29 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
A man would be heartbroken to hear a girl say something like that. You'd make a terrible wife even based on your personality alone; bringing your household competence - or rather, lack of, into this would just be too unfair.

[i housewaifu better than you housewaifu

no ciel what sort of argument is that anyway ಠ___ಠ...]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-04-29 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't exactly have a choice here, do you?

Not at all, I don't need to try when that's already the case.

[awful average tuesday, yep...]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-04-29 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ciel is not mad at this as much as she should be

>_>


u_u]


Won't you grow bored and hungry eventually? What if someone does manage to get that bill? 5 dollars is worth a lot during this time period, you know. You could buy quite a bit of food with it.
Edited 2012-04-29 18:08 (UTC)

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-04-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[idly scratches face...]

If you're sure. Well, I still have errands to run and start dinner once I get home, so I should get going. Don't do anything over the top, I'll know about it if you do something too stupid even by your standards.

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-04-29 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to do that, otherwise I'd really think something bad happened to you.

[it's... caught, and ciel somehow manages to squeeze out the fuse before it sets off without getting hurt though admittedly any small burns would automatically heal on her hand anyway. She casually pockets the firecracker, and with her back to Arc, gives a small wave before continuing on like nothing's happened.]