tsukihime: (WHOO!)
Arcueid Brunestud ([personal profile] tsukihime) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-05-06 09:14 pm

34th Blood | Cooking Mama!

[Action | 1486 Kramden]

[In the evening, when everyone comes home from their various schoolings or jobs or whatnot, they will return home to a horrible scene. The kitchen...the kitchen is destroyed. Not really destroyed as in the exploded or blown up sense, but it looks as if a mad scientist has been performing experiments in the kitchen.

Though, the end result is various plates full of...sugar cookies. She's even taken white frosting and made little pictures on each cookie. Things like moons and cats and even poorly drawn renditions of various people. Some of them even look like she was running out of ideas so they're just...random patterns.

For the time being, Arcueid's doing her best to clean everything up, and if anyone makes their presence known in the kitchen they will be asked to try cookies.

...just don't try the ones that are sitting near the garbage can. Those are not good cookies...and Ciel isn't allowed to know about them.]


[Phone | Unfiltered]

I made cookies! [Wow, this woman sounds way too excited about this, but the voice is assaulting you over the phones either way.]

I think I did a pretty good job. Actually, I think they're the best cookies ever. Does anyone wanna try?

[Around Town | Late Evening]

[Arcueid's going around town with some containers filled with sugar cookies! If she catches you, she's gonna make you try one. As for the taste...they're just sugar cookies. You can't really fuck that up despite the intense amount of work Arc had to put in to make them right. Still, they have cute little bad drawings/pictures on them!

Would you care for a cookie?]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-10 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Everyone"? You didn't eat them by yourself, or gave them all to Merem? [still looks pretty unaffected...]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-10 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I take that back. He'd never eat it, he would want to frame it and preserve it for the rest of eternity.

[...putting a hand on her temple at the mention of 'Bazett'. GOSSIP TIEM]

That woman who claims to be an Enforcer? I still have a hard time believing she actually is one... What happened, if you don't mind me asking?

...

You didn't have to name all of them, though I suppose you haven't. Did you ask for their names at all, or have you forgotten? ...Actually, did you even introduce yourself first?

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-10 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not possible. He's--

...

...

Never mind.

That sounds ridiculous. The only way you could poison food is by accident, though the Mages' Association can get rather ridiculous.

Because normally you're not supposed to accept things from strangers, Arcueid. [tiny sigh and a shake of her head] But in this town, I suppose it doesn't really matter. So they really all ate it and said it was okay?

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-10 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Wizard Marshal Zelretch is part of it, though. Gransung Blackmore, the Lord of Black Wing, also assists them.

...

That is amazing. I admit, I didn't expect this at all. Congratulations, Arcueid. [she is

completely deadpan

but at the same time there isn't a trace of sarcasm/insincerity...

really arc do you want a medal, i mean you just baked cookies successfully without destroying them. Besides sugar cookies ARE super simple to make and virtually impossible to screw up...]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-11 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I almost feel sorry for Merem...

[...

trying not to smile here]


A lot of people already told you these were good. Why would my word still matter? I believe you. Besides, if it's good, don't you want to eat them for yourself?

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
...

[RAISES AN EYEBROW...]

You willingly did this, Arcueid? Isn't it a waste of time and effort? [why would you make cookies in the shape of someone YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE.

and it's okay she may tease her about it later won't tease her about it (now).]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Did you make any based after yourself? [almost wanted to ask about tohno-kun ones too, but no, no, that'd be dumb.

ALSO IGNORING HER QUESTION FOR THE TIME BEING to just sounding... amused...]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-11 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Why not, if you took the trouble of making both me and Merem? Did you make anyone else?

[SHE'LL GET TO THAT IN A MOMENT]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-11 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
[but GUESS WHO DOES]

Not even of yourself, in that insidious cat demon form?

[this is the sound the 4th wall makes when it cracks]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-11 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just curious, that's all.

I'll take them. [WIDEST SMILE EVER TBH]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-11 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[that feel when this won't be ~THE LAST~]

Thank you. [DONE and she'll pull a brown paper bag from her shoulder bag and carefully tuck that away...]

Oh, I made a batch of macaroons earlier, and ended up with some extras that wouldn't fit in the girls' snack packs. I was wondering if I couldn't drop a bag here, I'm not in the habit of handing food out to strangers, you see.

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-12 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
That's a relief. [And she goes to do just that! Stepping in effortlessly with a nod, and now peering at Arc's back since she's on the couch.]

Would on the kitchen counter be okay?

[PLEASANT AS ALWAYS. :>]

[personal profile] ex_seventh238 2012-05-14 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Leaves it there then! Those are good bite-size snacks, ok.]

There we go. [That done, she steps back out into the living room.]

How much longer are you going to sulk, Arcueid? [the question is surprisingly neutral, coming from Ciel.]

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